It tastes just like the real thing!
It’s the best thing I’ve heard in a while. How do I return it?
You’re willing to pay him a thousand dollars a night just for singing? Why, you can get a phonograph record of ‘Minnie the Moocher’ for 75 cents. And for a buck and a quarter, you can get Minnie.
I’m not sure that making up reviews is a good idea.